hoodies
all hoodies are Hanes heavy duty 90% cotton / 10% poly blend pullovers,
all prices are $35 u.s., $40 kanada and $48 world.
these run a little LARGER than normal and do not shrink when washed and dried.
for example, mr. kranky usually is somewhere between a S and M,
but a S hoodie is just a wee bit large on him which is perfect.
all have black print on black hoodie with snappy slogan on front and kranky logo on back

frown hoodie

 
style size paypal purchase

men

S

men

M

men

L


 
let a frown be your umbrella
(approx. 7 1/2" x 1/2")

kranky logo
(approx. 3" x 1")

laughing hoodie

 
style size paypal purchase

men

S

men

M

men

L


 
laughing on the inside
(approx. 7" x 5/8")

kranky logo
(approx. 3" x 1")

slow hoodie

 
style size paypal purchase

men

S

men

M

men

L


 
going nowhere slow
(approx. 6" x 5/8")

kranky logo
(approx. 3" x 1")

hugs hoodie

 
style size paypal purchase

men

S

men

M

men

L


 
hugs and/or drugs
(approx. 6" x 5/8")

kranky logo
(approx. 3" x 1")

t-shirts
all shirts are american apparel, all prices are $15 u.s., $27 kanada and $34 world.
these run a little SMALLER than normal and do not shrink when washed and dried.
for example, mr. kranky usually is somewhere between a S and M,
but a M t-shirt is just right for him.
all have white print on black T with snappy slogan on front and logo on back.

what we want tee

 
style size paypal purchase

women

M

women

L

men

M

men

L


 
what we want, when you need it
(approx. 6" x 4")

kranky logo
(approx. 3" x 1")

frown tee

 
style size paypal purchase

women

M

women

L

men

M

men

L


 
let a frown be your umbrella
(approx. 7 1/2" x 1/2")

kranky logo
(approx. 3" x 1")

laughing tee

 
style size paypal purchase

men

M

men

L


 
laughing on the inside
(approx. 7" x 5/8")

kranky logo
(approx. 3" x 1")

hugs tee

 
style size paypal purchase

women

M

women

L

men

M

men

L


 
hugs and/or drugs
(approx. 6" x 5/8")

kranky logo
(approx. 3" x 1")

slow tee

 
style size paypal purchase

women

M

women

L

men

M

men

L


 
going nowhere slow
(approx. 6" x 5/8")

kranky logo
(approx. 3" x 1")

kranky kid tee

 
style size paypal purchase

kids

size 2

kids

size 4

kids

size 6


 
i'm a kranky kid
(approx. 4" x 1/2")

kranky logo
(approx. 3" x 1")

kranky baby tee

 
style size paypal purchase

infant

6-12 months

currently
unavailable

infant

12-18 months

currently
unavailable

infant

18-24 months


 
i'm a kranky baby
(approx. 4" x 1/2")

kranky logo
(approx. 3" x 1")

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