hoodies
all hoodies are Hanes heavy duty 90% cotton / 10% poly blend pullovers,
all prices are $27 u.s., $36 kanada and $44 world.
these run a little LARGER than normal and do not shrink when washed and dried.
for example, mr. kranky usually is somewhere between a S and M,
but a S hoodie is just a wee bit large on him which is perfect.
all have black print on black hoodie with snappy slogan on front and kranky logo on back

slow hoodie

 
style size paypal purchase

men

S

men

M

men

L

currently
unavailable


 
laughing on the inside
(approx. 7" x 5/8")

kranky logo
(approx. 3" x 1")

slow hoodie

 
style size paypal purchase

men

S

currently
unavailable

men

M

currently
unavailable

men

L

currently
unavailable


 
going nowhere slow
(approx. 6" x 5/8")

kranky logo
(approx. 3" x 1")

slow hoodie

 
style size paypal purchase

men

S

men

M

men

L


 
hugs and/or drugs
(approx. 6" x 5/8")

kranky logo
(approx. 3" x 1")

t-shirts
all shirts are american apparel, all prices are $14 u.s., $19 kanada and $25 world.
these run a little SMALLER than normal and do not shrink when washed and dried.
for example, mr. kranky usually is somewhere between a S and M,
but a M t-shirt is just right for him.
all have white print on black T with snappy slogan on front and logo on back.

laughing tee

 
style size paypal purchase

men

M

men

L


 
laughing on the inside
(approx. 7" x 5/8")

kranky logo
(approx. 3" x 1")

hugs tee

 
style size paypal purchase

women

M

women

L

men

M

currently
unavailable

men

L

currently
unavailable


 
hugs and/or drugs
(approx. 6" x 5/8")

kranky logo
(approx. 3" x 1")

Cover Image

 
style size paypal purchase

women

M

women

L

men

M

currently
unavailable

men

L

currently
unavailable


 
going nowhere slow
(approx. 6" x 5/8")

kranky logo
(approx. 3" x 1")

hugs tee

 
style size paypal purchase

kids

size 2

kids

size 4

kids

size 6


 
i'm a kranky kid
(approx. 4" x 1/2")

kranky logo
(approx. 3" x 1")

hugs tee

 
style size paypal purchase

infant

6-12 months

currently
unavailable

infant

12-18 months

currently
unavailable

infant

18-24 months


 
i'm a kranky baby
(approx. 4" x 1/2")

kranky logo
(approx. 3" x 1")

  • US residents order by clicking on the US flag.
  • Canadian residents may order by clicking on the Canadian flag.
  • The rest of the world may order by clicking on the globe icon.